SATIRE: In Other News is a parody site. Nothing here is real news.https://inothernews.site/en-ushttps://inothernews.site/stories/hoa-red-rock/https://inothernews.site/stories/hoa-red-rock/Satire. ST. GEORGE, UT — A homeowners association in southern Utah has issued a formal violation notice to a 200-million-year-old sandstone formation, citing its "persistent and unapproved" shade of red. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 18:00:00 GMTLocal (Utah)https://inothernews.site/stories/congress-bipartisan/https://inothernews.site/stories/congress-bipartisan/Satire. WASHINGTON — In a rare show of unity, both chambers of Congress on Tuesday overwhelmingly passed a bipartisan bill formally declaring that the other party is the worst. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 17:30:00 GMTU.S.https://inothernews.site/stories/do-nothing-ai/https://inothernews.site/stories/do-nothing-ai/Satire. SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Tech startup Voidwell Labs on Tuesday unveiled Voidwell Null, an artificial intelligence system that does absolutely nothing, and investors immediately valued the company at $4 billion. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 17:00:00 GMTTechhttps://inothernews.site/stories/fry-sauce-board/https://inothernews.site/stories/fry-sauce-board/Satire. SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The self-appointed Utah Fry Sauce Advisory Board on Tuesday firmly rejected claims that the state's beloved condiment is "just ketchup and mayo," then released a 400-page report… Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 16:30:00 GMTLocal (Utah)https://inothernews.site/stories/zion-shuttle-zip-code/https://inothernews.site/stories/zion-shuttle-zip-code/Satire. SPRINGDALE, UT — The line for the Zion Canyon shuttle has grown long enough to qualify for its own zip code, according to a newly formed civic committee made up of people who have been standing in it… Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 16:00:00 GMTLocal (Utah)https://inothernews.site/stories/basic-basic-economy/https://inothernews.site/stories/basic-basic-economy/Satire. DENVER, CO — Budget carrier LowCeiling Airways announced Tuesday a new fare class called Basic Basic Economy, in which passengers may purchase a seat for an additional fee. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 15:30:00 GMTBusinesshttps://inothernews.site/stories/form-for-the-form/https://inothernews.site/stories/form-for-the-form/Satire. WASHINGTON — The federal Office of Paperwork Reduction unveiled a new document Tuesday, Form 88-C, which citizens must complete to confirm they have completed Form 88-B, which confirms they completed… Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 15:00:00 GMTU.S.https://inothernews.site/stories/unlimited-pto/https://inothernews.site/stories/unlimited-pto/Satire. SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Mid-sized software firm Synergiflux Dynamics announced Monday that employees now have unlimited paid time off, effective immediately, adding that it "trusts everyone to make the… Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 14:30:00 GMTBusinesshttps://inothernews.site/stories/aggressively-sunny/https://inothernews.site/stories/aggressively-sunny/Satire. ST. GEORGE, UT — Forecasters at the Southern Utah Bureau of Sky Conditions on Tuesday upgraded the region's outlook from "sunny" to "aggressively sunny," citing a sun that has "begun taking it personally." Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 14:00:00 GMTLocal (Utah)https://inothernews.site/stories/one-email/https://inothernews.site/stories/one-email/Satire. ST. GEORGE, UT — A local man who told his family he would "just check one email real quick" before dinner in March is now entering his third fiscal quarter at the kitchen table, sources confirmed Tuesday. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:30:00 GMTLifestylehttps://inothernews.site/stories/turn-signal/https://inothernews.site/stories/turn-signal/Satire. ST. GEORGE, UT — A local driver said Tuesday that he is "pretty sure" the turn signal is a premium feature he never paid for, explaining why he has not used it in 11 years. Nothing here is real news.Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:00:00 GMTLifestyle