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HOA Issues Violation Notice to Red Rock Formation for "Unapproved Exterior Color"
ST. GEORGE, UT — A homeowners association in southern Utah has issued a formal violation notice to a 200-million-year-old sandstone formation, citing its…
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Fry Sauce Board Denies It's "Just Ketchup and Mayo," Releases 400-Page Report Confirming It's Ketchup and Mayo
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The self-appointed Utah Fry Sauce Advisory Board on Tuesday firmly rejected claims that the state's beloved condiment is "just ketchup…
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Zion Shuttle Line Grows Long Enough to Qualify for Its Own Zip Code
SPRINGDALE, UT — The line for the Zion Canyon shuttle has grown long enough to qualify for its own zip code, according to a newly formed civic committee made…
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Forecasters Upgrade Southern Utah Outlook From "Sunny" to "Aggressively Sunny"
ST. GEORGE, UT — Forecasters at the Southern Utah Bureau of Sky Conditions on Tuesday upgraded the region's outlook from "sunny" to "aggressively sunny,"…